I'm Jess. I am a nurse... I work night shift. I have a dog and two crazy roommates. I am a vegan... not one of the preachy ones though. I love ellipses. Currently residing in the PNW. I have a love/hate relationship with working out, though it leans more towards love.
All my stories are purposefully vague and generalized to protect the guilty... and to abide by HIPPA.
I make none of the .gifs I use and gather them from various sources. I have no idea who makes them, if I did, I would undoubtably give them props. Thank you all the .gif makers out there... without you, my humor could not be adequately expressed. You're the best.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Nerded out for a second there...
Becki: Maybe if you had some you'd feel more sexy. Feeling more sexy about yourself will you make you more appealing.
Me: Ehh, sounds possibly plausible.
Becki: Studies prove the 2nd part of my statement.
Me: How many studies? Have they been duplicated more than once? How many independent variables were involved? Could there be hidden variables that weren't accounted for?
Becki: Hahahaha!
