I'm Jess. I am a nurse... I work night shift. I have a dog and two crazy roommates. I am a vegan... not one of the preachy ones though. I love ellipses. Currently residing in the PNW. I have a love/hate relationship with working out, though it leans more towards love.
All my stories are purposefully vague and generalized to protect the guilty... and to abide by HIPPA.
I make none of the .gifs I use and gather them from various sources. I have no idea who makes them, if I did, I would undoubtably give them props. Thank you all the .gif makers out there... without you, my humor could not be adequately expressed. You're the best.
I may be a little late to the party on this one, but I just learned about “The Pencil Test”. Essentially it’s a very rudimentary “test” as to whether one can go braless (under a shirt, of course… unless you’re in one of those places that women can bare all if they please).
It’s pretty easy. Lift up one of your breasts, place a pencil against your chest directly under the breast, and let the breast fall back into its normal position. If the pencil falls to the floor, you pass. If it stays held beneath your pendulous breast, failzees.
I just tried it. I passed! Time for a good old-fashioned bra-burning. :P